i need a metaphor
i want to live lie like it's a commercial
deprication to new lows
with all the crap going on we piss on the handle before we flush
jiggle the handle
if i was a bird, i would spend my whole life learning how to make fart sounds with my wing-pit
happy may month
express yourself in a cliche way. i like cliches.
board games can be boring sometimes
you got the magic touch
i hear be a poseur
think the unthinkable
don't sleep and drive
pepper bacon. even better.
juicy love, pumping iron
cow pies or cow pudding?
turbo baby selling tv's
i have time to do things but i don't think slacking is a good idea. so why am i doing it?
when gay people day dream do they gaydream?
i shouldn't be prejudiced against prejudiced people
flip through the channels, flop on the couch
you have a right to bare squirtguns
i was planning on leaving soon but i don't know i'll go
here come spotty showers, swiss cheese sky
you are right and everybody else is right at the same time. it's a crazy world. how else do you explain it?
omg! george clooney and bono!
don't everybody take the lead at once
this isn't the news, this is two jerk offs talking shit
is it all right if i have one of your beers?
go for a drive out into the country and turn off the lights and see the stars
i hope that you don't get dolphin flu
get a big chinese hat
a spin off of a spin off of a spin off
is california real?
sometimes i forget that all the bullshit that people do is a freedom that is worth defending
be even more amazing
land a successful mate. that ship wreck looked deadly.
everything you've seen you want to do
i went to the park i went to the jungle i had too many plans that turned into a bungle
