Thursday, December 31, 2009

LAST POST OF THE YEAR

lunar quantum mysticism and beer.  happy new year.


this year i'm going to do some resolutions:


blog all the time
play guitar more and save up for a new one
get a pc and google phone
get a car
make love to a beautiful woman
make more money
learn photoshop
skateboard
sell t-shirts and art work
pay off debt
practice better self discipline
dress better 

Friday, December 18, 2009

AVATAR IS OUT OF THIS WORLD

I went and saw Avatar last night at the midnight premier and it was out of this world!  I saw the trailer a couple of months ago amidst the confusion with cartoon Avatar movie that was coming out and right away I was thrilled by it's visuals.  This movie was supposedly shot in some new-fangled 3-D imagery and I've got to say, it made for a spectacular viewing.  At times I actually felt like I was on another world.  The amount of detail was astounding and at times I found myself batting away at floating pollen that wasn't there.  The story was a well written yet easy enough to follow and the feel was sort of an Aliens meets Disney vibe.  Even a day later I feel sort of cheery about the ending.

The whole movie borrowed heavily on contemporary issues (or are they timeless) such as environmentalism and multiculturalism and seemed to be theologically inspired with its heavy emphasis on spirituality and interconnectedness with nature.

As far as the visuals go and the 3-D effect?  It was awesome!  I felt like I was on another planet.  I even wanted to kiss the alien girl at the end of the movie.  There's been a lot of complaints about 3-D movies whenever they come out and there a variety of reasonings for them butt, the movie industry hasn't given up on them.  They've always tried to do it again and better every few years and yes, it does get a little better and better ever time they do.  Avatar steps it up a notch or two in the digital age with this masterpiece.  I don't know they did it.  I'm guessing they probably came up with some software to separate it into 3-D afterwards even though supposedly it isn't that hard to make something 3-D.  From what I remember all you have to do is separate the red, green and blue in the picture just a little bit.  Whatever technique they used they did it right.  The tools and the technology are out there to make just about every movie that comes out in the near future to be made in 3-D and we might find ourselves in a futuristic looking society sooner than most people would think.  You know you'd love to have a 3-D HDTV in your living room.  Or even on your phone.  They'll be putting 3-D projectors on those soon enough.   Avatar accomplishes the feat of being the first major block buster to use the latest advances in 3-D cinematography to their fullest effect while still offering the viewer what they've come to expect from a movie when it comes to special effects, acting, story telling, action.  It was just a good movie.  Simple as that.  James Cameron is well known, we expect him to hand us greatness and I'll give him credit on this one.  When it comes to grading this movie I'd have to call it epic.  No other movie has made me feel like I was really on another planet like this one did.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

3 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT

I don't have much time butt I wanted to post something before it was tomorrow.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

MY CHRISTMAS SHIRT

This is not only my first T-shirt design I've ever attempted butt it might also be the coolest T-shirt ever made.  I think it really sums up the times, don't you?  This is a shirt you can where any day of the year if you are a true believer.  Please, buy this shirt!!!  (Any money made from the sales of this shirt go towards food and rent.)

DAVE BACHINSKY CAN SKATE MINI RAMPS

I don't know if you skate or are interested in skating butt I am and this is my blog so I'm gonna post a skate video.  I used to skate mini ramps a lot and to me they are the most fun things to skate.  It's like a cross between street and vert.   A compromise of terrain so to speak.  I used to skate them all the time for a while.  I don't really skate anymore butt I have picked up the old stuntwood a couple of times in the past year.  I think I might try to pick it up again because I need to stay in shape as I get older and I'd rather do something fun than go to some stupid gym.

I've never heard of this guy before.  I saw him kickflip down a bunch of stairs in some Youtube video of the best skate tricks of all time.  It was huge.  I was trolling the other day when I saw this one.  This is right up my full pipe.  He worked the lips like a porn star and got me popped off his blunt stunts.  I hope you enjoy the video, dear reader/clicker, because I think I might be putting up a whole bunch more of them in the future.

Monday, December 14, 2009

INTERNET FATIGUE

For the past few days I've had Internet fatigue. I haven't wanted to do anything online. No facebook or Twitter or YouTube. Nothing. I don't know what it is. It feels a little like falling out of rhythm in music. I'm either too little or too much. I'm hypothesizing that there is a happy medium between the amount of time devoted to each the real and virtual worlds.

I've noticed that I need a certain amount and/or type of stimulation in order to write anything and that I feel less inclined to write if I feel depressed. I suffer from the seasonal changes. Suffer might be too strong of a word butt I am effected by it to some degree.

I'm considering these factors because I want to have a manageable lifestyle that involves a great deal of efficiency and leaves plenty of time for fun and I take the Internet pretty serious. It's an amazing, fascinating little, big thing butt i think it requires a bit more discipline and devotion than we, as the first humans to grapple with the Internet, have been giving to it. So I'm trying to figure out how to manage it which sounds silly I guess butt I have my reasons. Maybe I'll go into them at some point. Right now I just feel the need to exercise my Internet muscles and write something. Anything. This is being written on my dum iPhone as I watch the Bourne Identity.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - FEED ME WITH YOUR KISS

Whenever winter rolls around I think of My Bloody Valentine at some point.  It's just one of those memory association things that people have.  It's the snow that makes me think of them.  I remember driving around in snow storms with this blaring and not being able to see the road.  It was incredibly disorienting butt it was thrilling at the same time.  Anyway, this is a video for probably their best song in my opinion.  I've never seen it until now.  Very simple video but it's the song that's the killer hear.  If you've never heard MBV before you are missing out.  They are one of the few bands that you can't say anybody else really sounds anything like them.  They are truly original.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

DIDN'T DO MUCH TODAY

Today was just another day. I spent some time outside in the freezing cold by riding my bike. The wind was almost unbearable on my digits as they gripped the grabbers headlong into the northern blasts. I think I'm just going to add shit to this blog that I come across while surfing he Internet. A bunch of YouTube videos, some cool things I find on wikipedia and of course things that are based around the top searches of the day. Sundays really don't inspire me much to write. Actually his application is not instilling any confidence from me right now either. Seems a little rugged. Well, I just wanted to put something up in here today. Remember, he goal is to fill this up and build it now. No need to skip a day when it's this easy. I want to start getting up earlier in the mornings so I'm going to get up first thing and get on it. Sunshine is a commodity in the cold of winter and I best make an effort to be awake for as much as I can. Goodnight myself. Dream about Asian girls tonight.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

I HAVE THIS FRIEND ON FACEBOOK...

...I barely know him actually.  We went to school together and we were both freaks.  We even had the same classes a couple of times.  He failed the grade ahead and they held him back.  We got to experience him.  Anyway, we never hung out.  I grabbed his name or he grabbed mine on facebook recently and we both kind of have our style going and all.  A few weeks ago I gave him props on some of his poetry.  Next thing I know he got me on the chat and asked to hang out with me sometime.  I don't know how I feel about this.  The child in me doesn't care but the adult in me really doesn't want to hang out.  I've made myself isolated over the years.  A self defense mechanism I guess after years of being given that look.  The one where you feel like shit.  Should I hang out with this guy?  Sometimes I think kids have it right and we just get worse and worse as we get older.  Adults like sin.  Something like that.  I've seen some, actually, a lot of his posts.  He doesn't seem like he'd be someone that I'd want to hang out with but then again, people might feel the same way about me.  I'm afraid of living in a a cage and communicating with other humans through these tubes.  But I'm afraid of the outside too.  It's a paradox and I shouldn't let fear rule my decisions.  I'm just sayin', some people on facebook, I'm cool with just knowing them through the internut.  I guess I'm getting old.

I AM MOVING THIS TAB ALL THE WAY TO THE LEFT

Yes, that's right, you heard me, you know what I'm sayin'.

This is probably the better platform for me.  Twitter, Facebook, InterSpooj... they're all the same.  Butt Blogger...  Blogger is so dreamy.  I could stay up all night typing on my plastic and metal computhingy to write on here.  It's so Amish. 

Anyway, I promised myself I'd blog more this year as my new years resolution.  Yes, from all the way back then.  Well, the year's not over yet so I can still make due with my resolution.  I'm moving the tab that has my Blogger page open all the way to the left.  Before Facebook and Twitter and all the other tabs I have open.  Porno is the reward at the end.  I don't know if this will have any effect on my productivity as an aspiring blogger butt if it does I knew it would in the first place.  It was actually just a hunch butt I've seen enough cop/forensics/lawyer shows to know when to put my faith in a hunch.

UP EARLY ON A SATURDAY BUTT THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T GONE TO SLEEP YET

Who's your favourite billionaire?  Holden McGroyn



Enter the....  Golden Coffin  "All you can eat buffet!"

  1. I just put a boogey under my own desk. I don't think I'll notice it's even there. 

  2. "that was a nice tweet, skillit" "don't just stand there, skillit!" "damn, baby, skillit." etc etc

  3. I blame it on the moon sometimes and I hope it's full when I say that. 

  4. I missed you!

  5. I am going to use the word skillet and try to make it popular. You can spell it different too. like, skillit. just think of where to use it



  6. I choked on a scrabble piece after eating my words. 

  7. Lickity Spit 

  8. Do you check your phone or email in the middle of the night too? Lately I've been writing tweets in my sleep and doing photoshop a bit too. 

  9. Sometimes it's so quiet you can hear my phone vibrate from upstairs. 

  10. That smoke smells like fire. 

  11. Playdoh is named after a great philosopher. I think it was Freud. 

  12. I think I'm getting tired. It might be that I'm hungry for chicken salad. Those two feelings feel almost the same to me.

  13. One side gets joy and the other... that's right! Love! 

  14. I don't burn rubber, I melt them.

  15. Archie Tech
  16.  
  17. I need a Brazilian. 

  18. Mountain Ears 

  19. Can you return cocaine if it has a crack? 



  20. Crickets. 

  21. Tweeters block. 

  22. Smearing fruit all over these walls tonight. Not ashamed. Not ashamed. Flexing juice is all. 

  23. Double Barreled Rainbow Blaster 

  24. They could make milk proof pockets in my pants so I could put cereal in there. Why didn't they do that for me yet? 

  25. Honour your soulfood. 

  26. This tweet calls for sunglasses. 

  27. Hold onto the dream while i kick the chair. 

  28. I'm dripping letters.

  29. you don't gotta front baby, i gotcha back 

  30. Jaws Droppings 

  31. No, I'm not dating your mother. We're just friends. 

  32. Busssssshhhhhhhh. Pabbsssssssssssst. Have a beer! 

  33. I have to get past the minitaur to get another beer. You want one? 

  34. Half-full glasses just have spill guards on them. 

  35. Word induced thought trails delivered the critical blow.
  36.  
  37. Meat Loops
 

I NEED TO POST SOMETHING

i haven't posted in a while
the oven's toasting and i smile
bird on night sky
emotional cave-in
can i have your credit cards
clean the carpet
make a list of things you forget and staple them to your pillow
jaws droppings
tomorrow needn't exist
you know the math
at least the alphabet
or is that alfabit
viagra can cause hard attacks
top of the hill and i'm a ball
burrito wraps make decent frisbees if you're in a pinch
this place is postal from coast to coastal
finger the internet and never wash those dirty digits
010010101011110101011010
if you get sucked into the toilet, grabbing the toilet paper doesn't do much good
that?  oh, that's a pump action shot gun
steadily as we went
grapes of rap
get a new torso
get a new new one
cloud control
geologist rock
stunt wiener
rubber hand shocker
let's compare scars, shall we?
i'm not dating your mom.  we're just friends.  swear.
cuss world
next flux refueling command center .09452 bazillion light years
prizeless cereal let me down
no what i sang?
tiger woods is a trial run for my rule as king of earth
salvation army figure with kettle
guilty knox
vision in my brizzle can't shake itzzle
the colour blue me away
you got it
you got it