Enter the.... Golden Coffin "All you can eat buffet!"
- I just put a boogey under my own desk. I don't think I'll notice it's even there.
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"that was a nice tweet, skillit" "don't just stand there, skillit!" "damn, baby, skillit." etc etc...
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I blame it on the moon sometimes and I hope it's full when I say that.
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I missed you!
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I am going to use the word skillet and try to make it popular. You can spell it different too. like, skillit. just think of where to use it
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I choked on a scrabble piece after eating my words.
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Lickity Spit
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Do you check your phone or email in the middle of the night too? Lately I've been writing tweets in my sleep and doing photoshop a bit too.
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Sometimes it's so quiet you can hear my phone vibrate from upstairs.
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That smoke smells like fire.
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Playdoh is named after a great philosopher. I think it was Freud.
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I think I'm getting tired. It might be that I'm hungry for chicken salad. Those two feelings feel almost the same to me.
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One side gets joy and the other... that's right! Love!
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I don't burn rubber, I melt them.
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Archie Tech
- I need a Brazilian.
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Mountain Ears
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Can you return cocaine if it has a crack?
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Crickets.
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Tweeters block.
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Smearing fruit all over these walls tonight. Not ashamed. Not ashamed. Flexing juice is all.
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Double Barreled Rainbow Blaster
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They could make milk proof pockets in my pants so I could put cereal in there. Why didn't they do that for me yet?
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Honour your soulfood.
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This tweet calls for sunglasses.
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Hold onto the dream while i kick the chair.
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I'm dripping letters.
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you don't gotta front baby, i gotcha back
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Jaws Droppings
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No, I'm not dating your mother. We're just friends.
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Busssssshhhhhhhh. Pabbsssssssssssst. Have a beer!
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I have to get past the minitaur to get another beer. You want one?
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Half-full glasses just have spill guards on them.
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Word induced thought trails delivered the critical blow.
- Meat Loops
