Untangling the knotted memories of time.
If I were a basketball player I would have a staggering amount of rebounds.
My bluened mind is seeing clearlier. http://twitpic.com/2b0hib
Why ain't this work?
Nomally.
Eye itch.
When I get home I'm going to pig out and take a nap.
I'm going to eat the fattest burrito. I'm too skinny. I have the metabolism of a shrew.
Beehold!
People like you.
¡No mas! Okay, just a little more.
Everything is going to work out. Just ask Richard Simmons.
Jumbotronico.
Bullfighting is gory.
Cyclops Operations
My heart is scared of being scarred.
Splash Gordon
Thank the maker I don't have to shave for you!
Eat my shark tits.
Later today....
Now!
Engaging sparklers...
Limping lizards!
Vegan Rituals
"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina," -- Lady GaGa (NewHoly)
That's what your mom biebed.
-Itchy and scratchy
-Wrong attachment
-Wrong size
-Make your eyes roll
-Butt my skin crawls inside
Don't squeeze the shamrock.
-I used bold words
-I didn't agree with tongue
-Grateful rejection
-Another song sung
You need more BiebBQ sauce.
Aunt Samantha
I medium everything.
Hungrier than a Hungarian.
Invisible Rainbow
Okay, so I've handicapped myself.
I'm weird because I'm normal.
Peanut butter fish
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