:OK you muzzle suckles, I haven't been writing lately, I know. Please stop with all the phan mail! Bitches. They take up all my time. My precious, precious time. That's my life though. Every day I wake up and there's bitches crawlin' all over my body. Kissin' me, cookin' me cereal and all that. Life is rough. Butt I want to make it up to you. I want to feed you morsels of diction. Little nibbles of linguistic nourishment.
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