8 divided in half is 3 if you're sharp.
Shalom Course
Lunch Bend
Spear head a staff meeting.
Walk around, hear the sound with my volume knob turning it up and down, tuning into smiles, turned off by frowns.
the green sauce packets at taco bell aren't verde good.
square of applause
round of apple sauce
Build-A-Bob Thornton
jesus christ! cheezy crust!
i close my eyes when i invission things because i have mirrors inside my eyeball lids.
Do you know why eyeballs have lids? So the wind doesn't blow your eyeballs away. And racoons.
my words are paints tinted with punctuation marks.
Tired of being lazy.
Old tire salesman counting the days.
I'm going to live a week at a time. That might be one of my strongest ideas yet even though it's week.
lame joke. play on words.
work on words
Word Work
McWok
McStirFries
The Chinese can take over as long as they have good take out.
I still take Flintstones vitamins. That's how I keep my childish figure.
A child's favourite number is 12 because they always want to.
When the New NEW is just renewed we'll be nude like a newt.
Do people with fake eyeballs still realize things?
don't eat hot food or you'll burp the roof of your mouth.
If my shoes were to race each other they would have been tied.
Burning the Midnight Oil CD's...
Danger Mousse (for spikey hair)
Cajuns seldom think outside the bogs.